So what if they decided not to tour Australia ’cause they had parental duties waiting for them back home in their respective homelands. So what if they strangely decided not to film the bloody comeback concert for prosperity and to make an extra quid or two out of the fans. So what if they’ve now declared they’ll never ever ever in a million years to infinity and beyond tour again. It hasn’t stopped the Spice factory churning out previous concert releases on new-fandangled DVDs. ‘Live At Wembley Stadium’ was originally released on video in 1998, while ‘Live In Istanbul’ was also released on VHS a year earlier (1997 for the slow ones). But now, Victoria, Emma, Melvin B, Melvin C and Geri are set to re-release the concerts on DVDs – both due in the shops on Saturday October 18. We assume there will be no extras. Zig-a-zig-ah indeed.