Thank goodness there’s actually somewhere that Britney Spears can go where she can hold up convenience stores with a firearm and not be recognised. Hard to believe, though, that it’s London where she’s hiding out with an armed offender and the trouble’s going down.
But the story stems from Brits being dissed by a worm at a party – she kicks him in the personals and rides off into the sunset with her ripped rough trade.
The police finally have them cornered, but will their heavy-handed tactics be enough to stop Brit and her new beau from taking a) off into the night and/or (potentially) b) over the charts.
We don’t know what it is about this track, but gosh it’s reminding us of Madonna’s ‘Miles Away’.