We remember distinctly departing from Hobart Airport one day and there was a sign on the wall with outlines of pictures of all the things that were prohibited to take on board the aircraft.
One of them was an elephant (we kid you not), so how in the world this poor little elephant, who’s been in captivity for far too long, manages to escape its enclosure, cycle away at great speed, catch the London Underground to Heathrow and somehow board a private plane is completely beyond us. Presumably he had to go through the correct security channels – who knows what he may have been carrying in his trunk!?
Anyways, after a long journey, some hitchhiking, unicycling and scaring off the tall fauna, the elephant is finally reunited with his bandmates for a finale on the savannah.
Will Coldplay bag the No.1 album spot next week? We’ll wait and see.