Chestnuts will no doubt be roasting on an open fire if Justin Bieber spends his festive season at home in Canada, where the weather’s sure to be icy cold.
Here in Australia, meanwhile, forget the snow, ditch the eggnog and do away with the woollies, ’cause it’ll be sunshining bright, the barbeque will be out and about and no doubt plenty of us will be roasting ourselves silly at the nearest beach.
That said, there’s something magical about spending Christmas in the Northern Hemisphere, where holly and ivy are bountiful, there’s a chill in the air, the snow is crisp under foot.
And with ‘Mistletoe’ currently sitting at No.3 on the iTunes singles chart down under, we can be assured that there are plenty of eager young ladies who’d be only too willing to nestle up in front of an open fire and spend some time beneath the mistletoe with the ‘Bieb.
That said, he sure needs to learn how to park.